I pop aspirin in a cup
And think of arenas
Full of hysterical women,
A beef patty being stood on
The wings of a pigeon,
Confiture stained t-shirts.
The tablets fizz and I burp olives
To avoid new year sales I buy an Irish paper,
A bottle of water and two flavours of chewing gum.
As I drink, they show porno
On a giant screen in Moscow,
And a woman in Florida touches a 33 year old