Tuesday, 2 November 2010

Rife Rumours

Since Elvis has left the building
For good
He’s been seen on Mars
In a Michigan Supermarket
At a dive bar in East Hollywood
Running on a Vegas treadmill
Chowing down at Beef and Liberty
And Four Flames.

Some say he’s grown a grizzly beard
And lives on the left bank
Or he’s slimmed down
And started dog breeding

They’ve seen him sing Karaoke
And in priest clothes.

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