Dame Taylor, first you let Hilton Jr
Rip your dress and have you for a year,
Straight after Michael slipped a ring
On you, Mike Todd was next and got a kiss
Each night of ’57, Mr. Fisher got a go,
Then came Burton, you kept him
For ten, split and then did it again.
J Warner wowed you till the early 80’s
And for nearly a decade you stayed free,
Then this fucking mullet construction
Guy Fortensky took over
But that concluded in ’96.
Is Winters next?