Tuesday 7 December 2010

Some Free Advice

Look into the crowd
Whether human animal
Or bored

Go easy on the drink boy
Don’t slouch

Don’t expect a tumultuous applause
Make ‘em laugh
Thank 'em
They are your audience
Use decent material
Not obscure fuckbits

Don’t spill wine
When you're three sheets

Pronounce
Keep the crack tales
To yourself

Entertainment
Is for them
Use your bedroom rehearsals
As the test

Now,

Bonne Chance.

2 comments:

  1. Dig it.
    Also, I adore the new layout theme.

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  2. Thank you Lex. I'm gonna read this one on Monday night in East Lundun. A letter to myself about my sour performance.

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